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{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
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Corlough is a townland in County Cavan, Ireland. It lies in the Roman Catholic parish of Corlough, and within the civil parish of Templeport in the historical barony of Tullyhaw.
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