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The 1898 Texas Longhorns football team represented The University of Texas as a member of the Southern Intercollegiate Athletic Association (SIAA) during the 1898 college football season. Led by first-year head coach David Farragut Edwards, the Longhorns compiled an overall record of 5–1.
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Allen Raphael Ritter is an American record producer and songwriter. A frequent collaborator of fellow producers Boi-1da, Vinylz, and Sevn Thomas, Ritter has worked in production for high-profile hip hop and R&B artists since 2007. He has been credited on Drake's \"Controlla\", Young Thug and Travis Scott's \"Pick Up the Phone\", Kanye West's \"All Day\" and \"Father Stretch My Hands\", Rihanna's \"Work\", and Nicki Minaj's \"Regret in Your Tears\", among others.
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