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George Sidney Marshall (1869–1956) was the 38th mayor of Columbus, Ohio and the 35th person to serve in that office. He was elected in 1909 and served Columbus for one term. He attended the Ohio State University for his undergrad & law degree. As an author, George wrote The History of Music in Columbus Ohio as well as The Daniel Marshall Family with A Sketch of the Aaron Marshall Family on April 7, 1949.
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Chunga's Revenge is a 1970 album by Frank Zappa, released on October 23 by Zappa's own label Bizarre, and distributed by Reprise Records. The album is the first appearance of former Turtles members Mark Volman and Howard Kaylan - nicknamed Flo & Eddie - on a Zappa record. The album was recoded between July 5, 1969 and August 29, 1970 at various studios in the US and London, UK. It is Zappa's third solo album, and eleventh album including those credited to The Mothers of Invention.
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