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Omoikane is a Shinto Kami of wisdom and intelligence. His name means \"having the wisdom and thoughtfulness of many people\". A heavenly deity who is called upon to \"ponder\" and give good counsel in the deliberations of the heavenly deities. In the myth where Amaterasu hid in a cave, he was entrusted with the task of finding a way to get her out. Carpenters pray to him during the construction of pillars in a building. Usually, Japanese people pray to Omoikane for success in school and exams.
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Anaël Lardy is a French basketball player for ASPTT Arras and the French national team, where she participated at the 2014 FIBA World Championship.
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